kindness makes you the most beautiful person in the world. no matter what you look like.
Day One: First Times
grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.
:O that was amazing
I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.
I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*